Selfridges in London to Sell Penis Extender

Monday, August 10

Selfridges, a chain of high-end department stores in the United Kingdom, is to start stocking a penis extender called the "Wow Willy". This particular device is manufactured and marketed by a husband-and-wife run company that specialises in weight loss and body scans.

The Wow Willy device uses exactly the same principle as the devices reviewed on this website. Several customers have already tested it, achieving considerable gains in both width and girth.

Jon, aged 20, a DJ and club promoter, has been using Wow Willy over the last six weeks and has gained half an inch in length so far. He comments: "My erections are bigger and I last longer - perhaps that is from having more confidence".

Richard, aged 30, property developer, has been using Wow Willy for the last four months and has gained an additional 1.6in in length. In his own words: "My sex life is so much better - I have more energy, more staying power and stronger orgasms. It's a proper workout for size Olympics".

Richard also adds: "Size matters. It's like a car or a house. If any guy could get a bigger penis overnight, would they say no?".